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Eva, 15 yo, France.

I am also talented as an one-legged man who runs a marathon. 馃懟

roseisreturning:

mermaids don鈥檛 have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

pecancat:

katelouisepowell:

I met a nice cat on the way home

He鈥檚 trying to remember your scent so when the feline uprising happens he鈥檒l know to spare you for your intimate kindness

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, 鈥淢a鈥檃m, there鈥檚 a lemur on your baby

radicaldaydream-er:

have you ever had a dream of someone you haven鈥檛 seen or talked to in years and wonder if anyone ever randomly dreams about you too.

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

kindahorny:

"sweetie can you please clean your ro-"image

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